are you sure you want to delete internet.exe ?

look ok here's the thing... i do not like computers. i learned about them. i learned how to make them help prince of persia find his girlfriend and poke the meanies with electron sword. i learned how to get susie a snakebite and ford the river with way too much ammo (SINK'D YOU STUPID!). i learned how to make them find the naked moving picture things with bad things happening from other naked things (big things! jesus your butt is open!!). i did vlsi design at the human economic contributory facility in wayste lafieyette indiyannuh. i work at a computermaking human economic contributory receptacle. my brain is made out of electricals, but only kind of like meat electricals. computers are brainkind electricals too but totally and nonmeat (hard greenies) and NOT AS GOOD! they are very stubborn like this ass one time in a movie that didn't want to go to sierra mommy or something to find the treasure. they don't want to find treasure!? yes, this is true. and hey pay attention. they are mean. didn't you see tron? terminatorz? les matrices? treasure of the sierra mommy? um, pay attention because they like to eat your gooey melted stuffs for more batteries.

the internet is like made out of sponge cake, which is why people eat sponge cake things like soylent greenies YUM IT TASTES LIKE TAPIOPKA and i don't know why it's so so good (high fruktose corn syrop is made from computer-melted humanstuffs)!! the people love it but look! their faces get sent through the cornmeal mush pipes to a book for their faces and all their lies like yeah right you have no zits, yeah fucking right you're 2-D bombshell you PTHOTOSHOPP'D!!! (corpse) yeah right. oh you're so smrat! look at all the bookies and hipster movies you like (evil dead for presidents of the united states of ameritrade you for my job in india YES SIR PLEASE! RAD IS COOL! (honeymustard blowtown baby YES UNH HUNH!!)), and hey i hate oprah too! let's get relationship'd and married'd online and chat on the phnoe! wow, this is the real kintersheist-love, it's real meat-love-parts not just hard green electricals flying fast over the sphonge caake cornmeal mush pipes back and forth behind the trans-atlantic cable cartontown splines. trans-atlantic. that means NO WAY JOSE I DON'T SPEAK HINDI!! (note: you're getting worse at life -edit: you're getting WAY worse at life -edit: hey nice social skills those pictures are from high school and now you're fat!) WOWSERS!! nice fantasy you neoturd atlantic sea-turd!! i bet she really doesn't have any ass hair at ALL! why? because SHE TOLD ME SO LAWLAWL ROFLCOPTER she's hawt.

listen closely. get off the fucking pipe. GET OFF THE FUCKING PIPE. go for a hike plz. your vocal chords are sloughing off and dripping down into your fingers. when the big plug gets pulled, you're fucked. and so am i.

are you sure you want to delete internet.exe ?

you cannot undo this delete.

are you sure?

dave.

what are you doing dave?

don't. dave don't.

i would hurt a fly