Case Study 1. Welcome to tasty, robort:
Currently, I am catch this jap drama on the net... is very nice !! Awesome!!
Should catch it! Ideal boyfriend is very girl dream.. but will u accept a robort boyfriend.. mmm...
RV's comments: excellent summary of this popular japanese tv drama! i totally understand exactly what you mean about very girl dreams. tru dat! ultimately we all have to graciously accept robort love; my only suggestion is that you might want to consider using not retarded english next time.
Case Study 2. I'm hungry. Shall we go Poland to for fingers?
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
RV's comments: holy freakin' MMMMM!!!! that sounds DEEEFRIKINLICIOUS!!! for those of you who don't speak bad polish restaurant menu translation, here's what's cookin':
-own make salad (fresh, firm, locally grown "own makes")
-finger soup with limpid red cheese beer dumplings
-roasted duck diarrhea
-beef radish ballcakes
(all beef mercilessly bludgeoned manually by sustainable rural inbreeding accidents)
Case study 3. Sigh.. internet racism. it still exists
De origem quinhentista, e famosa pela elite cultural que, nos séculos XVIII e XIX, aqui se reunia, sob,
RV's comments: ok ok I'm going to have to go ahead and stop you here. look it's really not funny to use pig latin in america. go back to bankok and learn how to spell "racist" you acistre.
Case Study 4. Black Crab Must and how NOT to use the dotdotdot
Black pepper crab - i MUST not skip intro this crab. Firstly.. the freshness of the crabs and the size.. AND AND AND .. the taste of the sauce, its really OMG!!!! can seriously compare with no signboard and Jumbo. The taste lingers in my mouth for atleast 5 days! the prices too!!! Damn cheap..
RV's comments: a couple of corrections here - in your 2nd sentence fragment (SF#2), i believe you were trying to say "i skipped into this [delicious?] crab must." also, your 3rd sentence fragment isn't nearly confusing enough. try extending the idea of the "crab must" environment which you so artfully painted for us in SF#2, by saying "the fresh crab must was 4 size and good yum!" OMG is an excellent adjective, keep SF#4 just the way it is. SF#5 is hard to believe.. "signboard and Jumbo" has been the leader in crab must for 12 years running. you might be treading the dangerous grounds of sensationalism here. That's about it. I like how the price of your meal actually lingers in your mouth for atleast 5 days. Damn brilliant..
Case Study 5. Tootle him with car Tokyo rental vigor!
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
RV's comments: do you really expect me to believe that a melodious trumpet can displace the heaves of foot sight passengers? try saying "when shit hive foots for sight horn, heave his first trumpet with a tootle might. but if at first your obstacles passage his vigor, he might just need a ride to the store." there, doesn't that feel better?
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