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TERRUBLE DAYS!!! guess what my teachers put me in ASSISTED LIVING CLASSES FOR STUPID wher we do apple plus apple equals YAY!! while sally my best friend (besides BOOKS) does riemann intarguls. fair? YEAH RIGHT GET REAL; so but NOW i have sweet video restibution because of URTUBE!! so get rdy all you suscribers to my genuis mouth, her comes a biblical proportionate picturemove of me being genuisest even of william donkeys, or albert onestone or albert campus or ernest shotgunface or even the immorterial LOU LIPSHITS!

(ed. note: the following is a transcript from a youselesstube.com vlog)

"hi one and everyones. it's another institution from vlogfaceporkgrrlxoxo69. today on the menu AGAIN WHAY MY LIFE IS A CRAPBURGER cuase no one listened last time lyke at school always. i wrote a poem and played 'perfect day' in the background because that's deep song by louis read and its like exactly what i think about it so that means im important cauase louey red is important and OVBIOUSLY he and me are the same type of personalities and guineses so hers the peom:

i took a movie back
to art & video last week
a bunch of people cracked
up
cuase i tripped on the
fucking curb
then i rented "clueless"
cause i LOVE that movie!
and they thought it was about
the funniest
ever
those assholes are jerks
at the movie
place wher you get the
movies
i brush my hair!
i wash my face like mommy
said!
i'm doing my best you
a-holes!
sometimes i watch the skinny track
boys run around
circles in the dirt
like mosquito circles on
the light porch
and cry like a backwards sponge
I DONT CARE
crap talk
They all look like mirrors
and can eat a butt
about as funny a
bloody kneemark ASS!
i wish i was abe lincoln's hat or
john malkovich
he was russian one time
but i bet
that cute guy who runs
the zipper at the
fair probably
has a proboscis and
nervous habits and
that cute girl he likes
probably shits
the bed
ha!ha!ha!
where's all the funny
now?
you know skin
is only face-deep
someone said
not me
like my mom who
used to be a hippy and
have too much hair in nonhair
womanplaces
but now she just does
too much valium
and watches jon stewart
it's kind of
sad just like most
funny things.
"